The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
"omg i hate small talk!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
In high school I would regularly be late to class for no real reason and if the teacher was upset I would quietly inform the teacher I had just had a bowel movement. I would be careful to always use the phrase “bowel movement”. For teachers this worked on, I would do it so often…
'on a serious note i am literally desperate for money for food to eat as i only have £3 right now to last me until i get more money. i will draw anything you want in paint to make it up to you, i just need to eat as i’m diabetic if people didn’t know. i love everyone who…
So I bought this notebook, but I have no idea what to use it for, so I am going to do one of those things where I write down everyones URLs in it! If you reblog this, I will write down your URL (Likes don’t count! just because I do have limited space)
YEAH! I hope you guys like this idea!!
Picture of the BOOK OF URLS!
(look at this fantastic modelling)
And This is where all of your wonderful URLs will be :)
why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon
im not kidding
if your icon was a goat
i would think that you are a goat
I’m proud of you. I’m proud that you made it through the night. I’m proud that you made it to a new week. I’m proud of how strong you are. I proud of every good decision you make. I’m proud of every good thing you do.
I’m proud of you.
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
I know that feel anon :(
John and Vriska’s budding relationship was like one of my favorite homestuck things and Vriska was my favorite female character. ;_;
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
Sherlock is a show about brilliant people not giving a damn about anything.
touch her and Sherlock will give more than a damn
Touch anyone Sherlock cares about, and he’ll give more than a damn.
touch all of them and he’ll jump off a building
GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.
if you thinking touching is bad, try flicking