commission for seelyking


would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable


official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it




tokomon:

IM SCREAMING


stevesbuck:

I couldn’t get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.


fallingstarcas:

I just want Dean and Cas to be dating and then some nice old lady to realize they’re a couple and ask them how they met and before Dean can stop him, Cas says completely seriously. “I found him in hell. I gripped him tight and raised him from perdition. He was heavier than I’d anticipated”. And then Dean just
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marvelfemme:

okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie


sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

uhbenedict:

burnsherlock:

thexth:

I’M LAUGhING SO HARD FOR REAL TURN CAPTIONS ON OR LOOK AT THE TRANSCRIPT FOR THE VIDEO THERE ARE SOME PROPER GEMS

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wow really

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me too

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ya

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tru

cock in a piece

iM crYINg omfg

COcK IN A PIECE


vivyllons:

The bookstore in my town has a racism section in honor of Ferguson and it gives me a lot of hope


The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film


nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…


pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT